Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
I’m alfredo-f what will happen to his family.
may he rest in pesto.
He ricotta turn the stove off…






