She scared me half to death this morning!  Earlier this morning, as I was getting ready for work, I heard a loud thump outside on the porch.  I looked out the window and saw the vacuum (yes we store a vacuum on the porch) on its side, so I assumed it was that.

Later I walked out the door and saw a person’s shadow on the ground.  Right as I’m in the middle of “HOLY—” my mother shushes me.  She was just leaving some dishes and tos for Emma before she went to work.

I think I almost needed to go back inside and change my pants.

This is yet another reason why my mother is a BAMF!

So I’m sitting at work, twiddling my thumbs, and I get a text from my mother.  “What company produced Anastasia?  They used it as a Disney question this morning on the radio.”

I quickly replied with “Not Disney!  Fox!  Who said it was Disney?  I’ll beat them to a pulp!”

My mother called me and explained that a radio station was playing sound clips from Disney movies and if you guessed the movie correctly you received two tickets to Disneyland.  The previous day the clip was “Flower.  Pretty flower.”  Of course I replied “Bambi!”  Apparently the idiot who called in said it was Thumper from Bambi.

So today, when my mother heard the clip from Anastasia, she was horrified!  She is still trying to reach the station to explain to them their idiocy and they should give her the tickets for their blatant disregard to all things Disney.

I think it’s safe to say that my mother is a BAMF…