June 2012
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endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Jun 30th
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10sassygiraffes: kristilg: fone-home: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby   solve that mystery steve Excuse u her name was PAPRIKA Their second baby was cinnamon. Trust me. I know. you get a prize for knowing something feel free to claim it at your leisure  Jerk lol. Actually I’m...
Jun 30th
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fone-home: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby   solve that mystery steve Excuse u her name was PAPRIKA Their second baby was cinnamon. Trust me. I know.
Jun 30th
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Jun 26th
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After A Long Hard Week...
I can always relax by baking a big batch of chocolate chip cookies! Baking has always made me happy, and I hope, one day, to make a career out of it! Mmm…..smells so good in my house!
Jun 25th
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Jun 24th
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I Love My Sister
So my father-in-law has decided that he’s not gonna pay the rent for the last three months… Yeah I was stressing because I know the landlord is getting fed up without getting paid. And I’m getting fed up with him too. I was concerned that we would to have a place to go. I went to shave my legs, because that’s what I do when I’m stressed, and I had a revelation. My sister and her husband were...
Jun 23rd
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I Can Now Add Two New Drinks to My "Like" List
Jolly Rancher Mudslide Gonna try a White Russian next time
Jun 20th
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Btw
The Big Bang Theory…. IT’S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 18th
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