July 2012
44 posts
June 2012
53 posts
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
Excuse u her name was PAPRIKA
Their second baby was cinnamon.
Trust me. I know.you get a prize for knowing something
feel free to claim it at your leisure
Jerk lol. Actually I’m proud. My first ever tumblr award.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
Excuse u her name was PAPRIKA
Their second baby was cinnamon.
Trust me. I know.
After A Long Hard Week...
I can always relax by baking a big batch of chocolate chip cookies! Baking has always made me happy, and I hope, one day, to make a career out of it!
Mmm…..smells so good in my house!
I Love My Sister
So my father-in-law has decided that he’s not gonna pay the rent for the last three months…
Yeah
I was stressing because I know the landlord is getting fed up without getting paid. And I’m getting fed up with him too. I was concerned that we would to have a place to go.
I went to shave my legs, because that’s what I do when I’m stressed, and I had a revelation. My sister and her husband were planning on renting an apartment in town, but they weren’t planning on moving in right away. I called her and asked if it was okay if we moved in. I told her we would pay the utilities but would be unable to pay the rent. She said it was no problem.
God I love my sister!
I Can Now Add Two New Drinks to My "Like" List
Jolly Rancher
Mudslide
Gonna try a White Russian next time
